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vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.
"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".
by Anewmia June 15, 2019
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strain the potatoes

My bladder is bursting, I have to strain the potatoes
by Banana Bender 63 April 23, 2018
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Salty potato

This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.
She’s one salty potato.
by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020
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potato language

WHY THE HECK ARE U SEARCHING THIS UP STOOPID- anyway. Potato language can also be identified as potatian and is mostly the opposite of English even though it are written in the same texts, accents and grammar but it is ONLY used for the word of bOOtiful potatoz

BY THE non-binary pOtAtO
for example, to say your pretty in potato language you would simply say your OOgly
by non-binary pOtAtO :> July 6, 2020
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Peeled Potato

Wow gorg is such a peeled potato
by ScribblesTheDonk August 23, 2020
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