Poooos

A variation of the Afrikaans slang word poes.
It's mainly used by non-Afrikaans speaking folks, as a mock of the word and the people who use i. The word poes loosely translates to "pussy/vagina" but can also mean dick. ie; he was such a poes for giving us extra work.
the proper pronounciation for poooos
would start by tightening your lips together and then forcing the 'p' sound out following that up with a 'ooh' like sound and then completing the word by hissing the 's' out.

Jak: yo Luke, don't you this Carlo was acting like a grade A poooos earlier.
Luke: yes, Jak...yes i do.

Carlo at McD's: I'd like one Orio-Mcfluffy to go please, poooos!!!
Sandy: Carlo don't be such a pooos.

by My-Latte-Floats-Hard October 28, 2012

Poo poo platter

When you can recognize what you ate in your bowel movement.

I ate so much corn last night, this morning I left a poo poo platter of it in the toilet.

by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017

i love poo poo

wen thers a bunch poo living in ur BELLY!!!!!!! then u cant poo it out nd it guts stuck in ur uterus nd wen u wanna have a child u cant bc thers too much poo in the way!!!! but then u get pregnant nd during labor u spend 28 hours gettin tht poo poo out of u!!! then the baby smells like poo poo!!!!!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE POO POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT MY WIFE HAS IT IN HER BIG FAT PREGNANT BELLY!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THE BABY SMELLS LIKE POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BIG_FAT_PREGNANT_JOHNNY!!!!!!! May 2, 2009

Poopoopeepee check

A joke made by pewdiepie and his pig from minecraft

Pewdiepie: PooPoopeepee check
Pig: oink

by Poopoopeepee check February 17, 2021

Ponpoot

A word of immense intelligence, used by many brilliant homosapiens, and talked about as if it were the new and improved Chuck Norris. A word that is SO epic that it is able to replace anything and everything you say. This word may not be thrown around due to the simple fact that it could possibly obliterate and create another weapon of mass destruction. Cautiously use at your discretion.

Person #1: Ugh, what a flippin' pon-
Person #2: HEY. dickface. watch what you say. Be a man.
Person #1: I was just tryna say I had a really bad day...
Jesus: That's right. Chuck Norris is ponpoot-ing you.

by W.C.H.C. July 15, 2010

Poo Poo head

A insulting word used by intellectuals on unsuspecting lower beings.

Rick and Morty fan: You're a Poo Poo Head.
Person 2 instantaneously dies.

by Imagine Wagons January 16, 2018

Poo poo caa caa

The act of dying by a cave spider getting you down to one heart and then a creeper blows you up.

"AHHHH!" "Poo poo caa caa!"

by poopoocaacaa November 7, 2019