Pulling a J.D.

To imagine a completely random situation in your head during a conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with what you're thinking about.

Damn, I did bad on that math test. I guess I spent too much time pulling a J.D. in class by thinking about monkeys when the professor was talking.

by TJ Griers March 18, 2008

pulling a brittany.

pleasuring yourself; playing

jenna is pulling a brittany.

by encino man February 27, 2009

Pulling Off A Jonas

Whenever any object makes a high pitched squeaky noise; usually from being rubbed against something, creating the high pitched noise...compares to the Jonas Bros. who sing really high, and almost sound like theyre squeaking

(shoe squeaks on floor) "Hey Ronny, i just pulled off a Jonas!!!" hence the term, "Pulling Off A Jonas"

by ijustpulledoffajonas August 16, 2009

pulling a Sarah

1. When a person tells a very long but exciting story but "accidentally" forgets the point of his or her story at the climax, leaving his or her audience shocked and unsatisfied.

2. When a person "accidentally" drops his or her iPod in the toilet and kills it.

Person 1: I have to get a new iPod.

Person 2: Why? What happened to your old one?

Person 1: It fell in the toilet.
Person 2: Hahaha you pulled a Sarah! But don't worry, pulling a Sarah happens to everyone.

by MJ2.0 September 16, 2009

Pulling A Brendan

Walking home regardless of any circumstances whatsoever.

John: Hey man I should give you a ride home you live on the other side of the city and its raining bowling balls

Bob: No thanks im going to pull a brendan

Pulling a brendan

by Inti the gaucho April 19, 2010

Pulling a Carter

The act of pulling a carter consists of removing comments or friends in a Facebook argument when you are obviously losing it. The person who pulls a carter generally tends to be a flamer with long black hair, gay purple shoes and is a really huge douche. He also probably long boards once a year but tells everybody he skateboards. if you know anybody like this please seek help for them. Monkey wrenches and rags soaked in Drano are recommended for rehabilitation, sharpened screw -driver shanks are also recommended.

pulling a carter should be something along the lines of this.

Mike - "ya the other day Joe was trying to convince me Reptar could beat Baman and Piderman"

Larry - "Oh really? He is obviously wrong, Baman and Piderman would definetly DP Reptar's scaly green ass"

Mike - "totally dude, and when i went to check it the other day he had removed all his comments and removed me as a friend"

Larry - "Oh wow he totally pulled a carter"

by Baman&Piderman June 30, 2010

pulling turnips

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand jobs simulating the motions of a farmer pulling turnips. This action is usually performed while sitting between two people in an automobile.

After Dave called shotty, Peter was relegated to pulling turnips in the back seat.

by Leopold's Stotch October 1, 2010