scrodum pole

a penis. scrodum rhymes with totem, like totem pole, that's why it's funny

yo ho, why don't you climb my scrodum pole!

scrodum pole by tilly14 July 25, 2006

Game's up the pole 

1. Used when something is ruined.

2. Used when a conversation is stopped due to a bad joke.

1. 'Fuck, the stupid Mac froze.'
'Pffft, games up the pole.'

2. 'Communism!'
'Games up the pole, homes.'

Game's up the pole by Jonny Campbell June 11, 2004

Monkey Pole

penis
often used in context of smoking

omgoes you smoke teh monkey pole!

Monkey Pole by AnGeL December 1, 2004

hershey pole 

when someone gives anal sexto another and when they pull there dick out it is covered in shit usually accosiated w/ gay guys

" o god damn it! u gave me a hershey pole yuk!"

hershey pole by Super Sully June 19, 2007

service the pole 

A slang statement meant to perform fellatio or jack off a mans penis.

John was approached by Tom and Suzie. Tom was being funny and asked John "did you service the pole? I just quit working for the cable company." John replied, "hell no, but I heard you have a new job laying pipe for Suzie's Plumbing."

service the pole by serviced the pole April 18, 2009

Totem Pole 

When at least five gay (or curious) guys watch a movie on a couch and enter each other by sitting on one another's laps. Being the bottom of the totem pole is the straightest position, whereas the top is the gayest. Basically a vertical train.

Hey guys, lets watch wanted with no pant on... TOTEM POLE, I get to be bottom!

Totem Pole by Mitey Fulkron December 22, 2008

sanding the flag pole

playing with oneself/ masterbating

JR spent the day "Sanding The Flag Pole"

sanding the flag pole by Schizzna October 22, 2008