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Poor Baby

A "Poor Baby" is a person who believes he is the coolest person alive, but in reality is just a big sucker. He also collects DVDs by the hundreds, but only watches them once each.
Hey look everybody, there is a Poor Baby over there!
by Rob November 14, 2004
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poor man's Porsche

Usually a car like an 80's Nissan model 300zx, and driven by men like Tony that somehow believe they live in a time before they were born.
Mark: Here comes Tony in his Poor man's Porsche.
Adam: (sarcasticly)What an interesting car.
Mark: I see Tony gelled his hair once again.
Adam: What a douche.
Tony drives up.
Tony: Hey whats up guys?
by johnny-b December 23, 2006
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Podombo

A commonly used spanish term used to describe someone who resembles a Wanker, knob Jockey, complete Tosser,a person of low intelect,an emotionaly unstable person. An extremely derogatory term to use. Does not often get used as a term of endearment.
Scene: Busy packed Pacha Nightclub/Ibiza: "Gonnae stop bumping intae me ya f**cking Podombo"!!
by Hairy Banjo September 15, 2006
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poor bear

A response to something that you really don't give a shit about. Meaning you care more about a non-existant bear than the persons problem.
Person 1: dude tina broke up with me
Person 2: awwwww poor bear

Person 1: my whole family just died in a car crash, my principal was the one that hit him.
Person 2: awww poor bear
by Trevor,G May 27, 2008
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Podown

Very similar to a hodown, only involving police. If one is spotted, the observer should yell Podown!! Then point and laugh. (because cops, especially in large groups, are a joke.)
This can sometimes be accompanied by rolling down your window and yelling "Suuuueeey!!! Here piggy, piggy, pig!!!"
A group of cop cars chilling in a random parking lot late at night... Definitely a Podown!

5 cop cars roll into the McDonald's parking lot simultaneously... This is most assuredly a podown.
by jennosaurus rex January 23, 2009
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poor wingmanship

Poor wingmanship is the term used to denote uncooperative and unsupportive behavior between two or more friends at social gatherings such as bars, clubs, and/or parties. Not interfering when your friend interacts with unattractive or subpar choices of women or men, by allowing interaction to be carried out farther than polite social contact. When your friend is unable to make rational decisions regarding the person in question due to excessive inebriation and you fail to intervene, you are a poor wingman.
You let me take home that guy with big ears and bad teeth! Dude, that's poor wingmanship!
by KatjABV August 5, 2010
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Millennial poor

A person with a large sum of student loan debt, yet still has money for brunch, festivals, and Apple products.
I’m not poor, I’m millennial poor
by Poor Millennial December 27, 2019
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