Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."
by A. Fakename October 27, 2009
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being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy
Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today
by slyfy99 July 28, 2017
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potato dog

slang for pug.
HAHAHAHAHHA look at dat potato dog! pugs are AWSUM!!!
by some white millenial November 29, 2017
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vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.
Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.
by The Zaisian May 14, 2015
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potato-phobia

A term wich means fear of potatoes, which is most likely caused by the Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun manga, which is a very triggering comedy angst manga. The phobia is recognized to have started at the 18th of January 2021. People with this phobia will start stabbing any potatoes at sight, cry, and may possibly start manifesting the word ‘curry’ . These people might also have clinical depression.
“It seems as if that person is infected by potato-phobia.”

Ah really? Must be having a hard time.”
by Mitsumom January 20, 2021
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Dumb Potato

No you're not
"I'm the definition of a dumb potato"

*makes a definition on urban dictionary just to use as a reply in a text*
by William "beau" turner May 05, 2017
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Bloody Potato

When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period
"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"
by Basic Grizz January 12, 2019
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