plastic cockney

One who puts on a fake London accent and adopts dialectical features which do not suit his/her own personality. Ultimately resulting in looking like a jeb end.

That Danny is a right plastic cockney I bet he was born in fucking Buckingham

by Rascal Mondays August 22, 2015

Pink plastic

A dildo what lesbians suck on

Those lesbian bitches suck on pink plastics

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

Plastic

the thing LEGO is made of

aw yeah i love plastic

by epicest January 14, 2023

plastic reverie

what music should sound like.

plastic reverie got me laid.

by JCC-XP August 6, 2009

Plastic

Supporter of a football club made successful by crude wealth, ie, by sheiks or oligarchs, unfairly blowing competition out of the water, eg , a Man City or Chelsea fan

Man City fan: we're the best team in the world
Liverpool fan: fuck off you stupid manc cunt, you're just a fucking plastic

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Plastic hair

When someone's hair uses stupid amounts of gel, too much for anyone's liking, it makes his hair either look like plastic or the spikes of a sea urchin, often making his hair look and feel like hard plastic, this makes him look stupid asf

"Ron thinks he was rocking out a good hairstyle using gel, turns out he only got plastic hair now"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

Plastic drinking cups

Some are reusable while others are intended for a single use followed by recycling or disposal.

Plastic drinking cups come in a variety of colours, textures and sizes.

by katejackson June 12, 2018