Pilobius

A pile of pills. Often implies an excessive, questionable, or intimidating amount of medication or supplements.

Bro opened his backpack and a whole pilobius spilled out.

by John Perc January 14, 2026

wad-pilot

A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.

"I hate Moose, he's such a fucking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent"

by cassius$ July 18, 2006

Amateur Pilot

Another name for one who is middle eastern.

As a man with a turban walked by he screamed "Run for your lives its an Amateur Pilot!"

by Urban Informer June 17, 2007

V-Pilf

Sarah Palin

Did you check out that tigress on TV? Total V-Pilf!

by BonJoeV October 22, 2008

V-PILF

The acronym for Vice President I’d like to fuck.

That's one V-Pilf!

by Great Pier October 18, 2008

Powder Pilot

some one who is extremely skilled at either skiing or snowboarding on open mountains and fresh powder.

guy 1:Man that dude really can ski
guy 2: yeah, he goes Heli-Skiing all the time
guy 1:that guy is a real powder pilot always carving new lines in fresh snow

by Holzburg May 10, 2010

Cell Pilot

(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.

Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.

by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010