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fuck the phone

A sentence said when someone doesn't want to reply to the phone when it rings.
*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*

Bob: Ah shit! Fuck the phone!
by Vaxen August 19, 2014
mugGet the fuck the phonemug.

cell phone

Proof that we are living in the future
Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?

Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.
by Rasnodar February 28, 2011
mugGet the cell phonemug.

Phone Cord

What happens when an older man unzips his pants, pulls it out, and it dangles loosely like a phone cord.
I only sleep with younger men, I'm sick of the ol phone cord.
by Patty.E. June 12, 2018
mugGet the Phone Cordmug.

Google Phone

Refers to a smart-phone running an Android OS, tightly integrated with Google's server-side APIs.

The original Motorola Droid smart phone is one of the original Google Phones, with a built-in slide-out physical keyboard.
My Google Phone let's me speak into the microphone, sends it up to Google's Cloud for translation into text, then returns the text seamlessly back to the phone.

The real value of a Google Phone is it's smooth integration between the device, the OS, and the Google Cloud and its various services.
by dave_helmut August 22, 2011
mugGet the Google Phonemug.

Phone Sick

While away from home, spending most of the time on the cell phone talk'n with folks back home. A way of coping with home sickness 2008, while on a minutes plan, compensating by talking on a cell phone and going over their minutes, big time is "phone sick"
Tiffany: been in Vegas now for a day, just got up, wake'n & bake'n, whatz up? Hella hot here....YADA....YADA.....yada...
2,000 minutes later, where u at?
Me: Honey, you know your on a minutes now, you went over your plan 1200 minutes, your "phone sick"
by buddybudphoto August 2, 2008
mugGet the Phone Sickmug.

Phone Sass

A term used to describe self-righteous attitude through the phone, whether it be spoken or texted. Phone Sass is usually accompanied with the feeling you are boned (not literally), or have been ratted out. Phone Sass also applies to AIM, Skype, or any method of contact over long distances. Phone Sass is not quite as bad as face-to-face sass, in which you can't easily take a bathroom break or run to grab a drink like you can while on AIM.
Ugh, her Phone Sass is really bugging me. Why did he have to go and tell her that?
by Shpanc June 28, 2009
mugGet the Phone Sassmug.

phantom phone

The phenomenon where you feel your cellphone vibrate in your pocket or you hear it vibrate in the immediate area, when in fact, your phone has not vibrated at all and/or isn't even in the area.
Person #1: Dude. I totally though my phone just vibrated but I don't even have it with me. Wtf?!

Person #2: Yea man, just another case of phantom phone.
by ballinik August 14, 2009
mugGet the phantom phonemug.

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