Pet Simulator 99

a gambling game

Wow.This part 2 update for Pet Simulator 99 sucks big time.

by xcon_ban on ROBLOX March 21, 2025

Petting volcano

A cute little volcano totally not menacing and so cute and sweet that people come from around the globe to pet it, take pictures of it, cook hot dogs on it and feed it drones. Such adorable little volcanoes are usually only found in southwestern iceland.

I fancy a trip to iceland to see the fagradalsfjall. It is such a nice petting volcano

by Lava lady August 10, 2022

pet roger

someone that you make a slave of any kind in any form of context. religiously, you name them roger to establish dominance.

I left one territory of my friend alive in a game of Risk. He is now my pet roger.

by masterblaster49 November 25, 2021

Pet Junior

One or more high school juniors selected by a high school senior to receive mentorship or to engage in social activities.

"Poor Patrick—he doesn't have a pet junior."

by Jimmysonglaugh February 18, 2017

Clan Pet

She/he is the bitch of the clan, they are less popular then the clan slut but still whorish. They live to one day be a clan slut.

LOL, Did you see what i made the clan pet do with that chick?!

by James-D_O_A October 20, 2010

pet date

When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet

Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend

by TTJR January 20, 2016

pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015