Performium

A scam Minecraft p2w server that is run by a fat hobo and bear furry. Do not play there, it sucks ass, shitty ass.

Person 1: Do you have any MC servers to recommend?
Person 2:No, but play anything other than Performium! That thing is a scam and p2w! Plus it is run by fat furries!!!@!@

by Jonpatty September 12, 2021

performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Period Trick

1. Changing the size of all the periods in an essay to make it appear longer than it actually is. Commonly used to meet length requirements of a paper.

2. The reasoning a girl uses to avoid having sexual intercourse.

1. Oh shit! my essay is short by about a page. Time to use the period trick!

2.

Mary: So I saw you and Brad together last night! Did you...ya know?

Sammy: No, I really didnt want to have sex with him, so I pulled the period trick and just gave him a bj.

by roflzorz07 May 10, 2011

Period Sheets

Red colored bedding which serve the function to disguise any period leakage during intercourse and wash out easily later at the laundromat. Commonly found in the closet of a morally lenient female, or already on her bed depending on her level of leniency. Shameless men will regulary make their bed up in period sheets as they will sleep with anything any time.

Pat "Dude, I went home with this girl last night who got her period all over her white sheets so she made me buy her period sheets this morning so she's prepared next time."
Darron "Is that all?"
Pat "Hell no, I bought her Plan B too."

by Rampness April 10, 2012

Period

Periods...it's what us girls have every month. The inside of the uterus tears itself apart and it's excrushiatingly painful. Blood will clot, you will get migraines, you will feel like vomiting, hormones will go crazy...and before I got my period I used to think it was just some stereotype or something to crave chocolate on your period...well, it's no stereotype. It's real. And this lasts for 5-8 days, depending on the person.

*period arrives*

Welp, looks like my uterus is practicing giving birth again.

by Snowy reflections April 18, 2014

Period

A reward for a girl that hasn't gotten pregnant in the last 4 weeks.

I'm on my period, thanks for not hitting me raw

by iForgottoflush April 8, 2016

Period

Bloody hell.

"Bloody hell, I'm on my period."

by BalkyyMagel March 22, 2017