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Wank Panic

The blind panic which every man suffers when approachin ejaculation when there are no tissues in sight !
Man in wank panic: O shit . . . O shit, ahh a spare sock . . . perfect.
by Onion Booty May 29, 2009
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April Panic Shagging

Specifically pertaining to a ski-season.

As April arrives and the end of winter approaches - bar-staff, chalet hosts, ski instructors all realise it is the last week or two to get laid. As horniness and desperation rates soar, inflated levels of grimy, grotty one-night stands are recorded in ski-resorts across the world.
Guy1: Wow, did you hear that Dad shagged our chalet host last night?

Guy2: Not the hot one?!

Guy1: Yep - classic April Panic Shagging
by TW98 June 4, 2011
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PaniCc

Name given to a person who lacks sexual abilities. Usually male, however can and often does possess female sexual reproduction organs.
Hybrid: Wow - you turned into such a panicc.

Halo: I know, dude. Stop making fun of me it's not cool.

Hybrid: True, but you're still a fucking panicc-pussy.
by hybbrid January 15, 2004
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Stretch Panic

A Very Shitty Game Made By The Treasure Co LTD.

Stretch Panic received very mixed reviews, mostly negative. GameGo! magazine featured the game on the cover of its first issue, and gave it a rave review, while Electronic Gaming monthly gave it an average score of 4.9 out of 10. Reviewers praised its creativity but derided the simple gameplay and graphics, bland non-bosses stages, and unusual controls. The game suffered from poor sales, and quickly fell in price at retail, with Electronics Boutique selling the game for $4.99 within a year of its release.

Unlike many Treasure games, which often suffer mixed reviews, but maintain a cult status, Stretch Panic is usually considered by fans to be among Treasure's weaker efforts. Treasure's next 3D platformer, Wario World for the Nintendo GameCube, was created mostly by members of the Stretch Panic staff, and was much more commercially and critically successful.

Overall:Shitty
Linda:OMG I GOT TO LEVEL 9 IN STRETCH PANIC!
Bob:WOW......Only Fags Play Stretch Panic!,
If Your Looking For A Good Game By Tresure Co. LTD. Play Wario World Its Awesome
by Seagulls of Satan September 26, 2008
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Panini Head

A panini head is particular friend who calls you names for wearing 90s themed clothing
They especially call you names like 'slut" or "prositute"
See that vampire kid? He's my panini head..."
by ujfghuyiwguhv August 30, 2018
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panik

A counter strike player, with a defined physique and skills 2 match. He has the guys and the girls after him.
To panik in counterstrike - To own somebody very hard
by chris November 22, 2004
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panic

A state-of-the-art killing machine. Capable of playing counter-strike 10 hours straight and evading household chores with radio commands such as (RADIO) GF Mum im owning.
That 13370 panic guy 0wn3d me in the 3y3 and fucked my mum.
by sexor August 28, 2003
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