Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
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If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:
Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.
Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.
Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.
Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.
If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:
Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.
Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.
Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.
Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Nintendo Direct? It's pretty fir- Wait... OH MY GOD BEHIND YOU!
Guy 2: Wha-?
Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .
Guy 2: Wha-?
Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .
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Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"
Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"
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Get the `~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~` mug.This is a prayer for our home to be quiet, safe, and happy.
Thank you, God, for our strong boundary wall. It keeps the loud voices and drama far away from us. Our home is now very quiet and very peaceful. I feel happy and safe inside my house. Every person who enters here brings only kindness. Only peaceful sounds and happy thoughts are allowed here. We feel deep love and great strength in every room.
La’alam. Amen. Amen.
Thank you, God, for our strong boundary wall. It keeps the loud voices and drama far away from us. Our home is now very quiet and very peaceful. I feel happy and safe inside my house. Every person who enters here brings only kindness. Only peaceful sounds and happy thoughts are allowed here. We feel deep love and great strength in every room.
La’alam. Amen. Amen.
The Seal: My home is a sanctuary of focus and light; so it is written, so it is done.
The Fortress of Peace Prayer is accepted now. Thank You Universe.
The Fortress of Peace Prayer is accepted now. Thank You Universe.
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When your weed stash is drier than a nun's panties and you're too broke—or too baked—to re-up, so you cram the last sad scraps into the bowl, top it off with whatever shitty tobacco you scrounged from a half-smoked cig, and light it like you're asking Jesus for forgiveness.
verb
To Plug and Pray: the act of desperately packing a bowl with tobacco over a ghost of green, then inhaling like you're trying to summon a spirit instead of just nicotine and disappointment.
Origin:
Born in basements and college dorms where hope dies faster than a joint in the wind. First recorded when some dude named Chad realized his life was basically a series of bad decisions held together by lint and lighter fluid.
Related terms:
The Ash Tray Special
Bong-ocide
Tobacco Taint (but fuck that, we're not calling it that)
When your weed stash is drier than a nun's panties and you're too broke—or too baked—to re-up, so you cram the last sad scraps into the bowl, top it off with whatever shitty tobacco you scrounged from a half-smoked cig, and light it like you're asking Jesus for forgiveness.
verb
To Plug and Pray: the act of desperately packing a bowl with tobacco over a ghost of green, then inhaling like you're trying to summon a spirit instead of just nicotine and disappointment.
Origin:
Born in basements and college dorms where hope dies faster than a joint in the wind. First recorded when some dude named Chad realized his life was basically a series of bad decisions held together by lint and lighter fluid.
Related terms:
The Ash Tray Special
Bong-ocide
Tobacco Taint (but fuck that, we're not calling it that)
Yo, we ran out at 2 a.m., so I just Plug 'n' Pray'd with my brother's Marlboro butts. Tasted like ass and cancer, but hey—got me through the night.
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