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platypuss ballslap

a swift slap to the face, or forehead area with a pair of sweaty ballswhile making a platypuss calling noise
liam was doing the wild thing and platypuss ballslapp(ed) that bitch, he totally blinded her
by fookmoose October 25, 2007
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Platt Amendment

The Platt amendment was what Mr. Hand (played by Ray Walston) was teaching his history class when Jeff Spicoli (played by the best actor but also real life duche bag Sean Penn) ordered a pizza to the class room. It had to do with Cuba or something.
"The Platt Amendment is very important students, blah blah blah. Mr Spicoli why is there pizza in my classroom?"
by Amazon Queen the 23rd February 9, 2010
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Velvet patty wagon

The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.
My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon
by Gordon Steward January 5, 2004
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seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.
"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"
by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006
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Duckbill platypus feet

The shape of feet that some girls have that are particularly wide at the front, with splayed toes.

Girls with duckbill playtpus feet often wear open toe shoes or flip flops all the time as they find normal shoes uncomfortable and restrictive due to the width of their feet.

Girls with Duckbill Platypus feet are always slipping their shoes off at the first opportunity and are almost always barefoot at home, and often in places like the office, the car, and at friends houses. The girl's feet often make a flapping noise when she walks.
"Hey Lisa-Marie is so cute!"
"I know, but she has Duckbill Platypus feet"
"Yeah, she wears flip flops all the time cos her feet don't fit into normal shoes, she even wore flip flops to her prom"
"I know, she always goes barefoot when she's at my house!"
"Yeah, but that's ok, she has cute feet so it's nice to see them"
"True, I love her toes"
by jtaat July 29, 2012
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Peppermint patty

Yo last night I gave my bitch a peppermint patty, left dat hoe leakin out her asshole.
by Joemamatittieshoe June 1, 2016
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ur platypus

The time ur pet duck ate a plat
by D3rpeeBlird May 2, 2018
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