Gold Plated

When a man pisses inside a woman's vagina for sexual pleasure. Earth shattering orgasms ensue.
Many men think it is impossible to pee with a hard on, but this is simply untrue.

Johnny Gold Plated me in the shower last night. I've never had such an intense orgasm in my whole life!

by goldplated December 27, 2015

Safe Place

A room or area where left wing people can go to cry about politics. Commonly used by socialist collage students after elections they did not win. Inside a modern safe place are typically service dogs, free hot chocolate, therapy, counseling and pillows and couches. Some safe places are so pampered that they allow occupants to say for days at a time. Although unnecessary, safe places cost schools thousands of dollars, and sometimes are even fully governmentally funded.

Rick: What the hell is up with all the wailing over there?

Tommy: Some pussy collage kids are crying over at the safe place.

Rick: Why?

Tommy: There professor raticalized them in the way of socialism. They are crying because Donald Trump won the election.

Rick: That's Bullshit.

by Tommygun3833 December 1, 2016

Coldest place in the universe

why

guy 1: look up the coldest place in the universe
guy 2: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING WHEN IMPOSTER SUS 😳😳😳😳😳 *gunshot*
guy 1: guy 2 was not the imposter!!!!!!

by Jay The Cat September 18, 2021

special place

noun, that place in hell next to satan that your english teacher believes you should go when you make fun of the pope and ghandi.

Mrs. Block, "Larry and Cory, there is a special place in hell for both of you."

by Corn Dog February 1, 2006

happiest place on earth

A term to used to replace strip club or no no bar to decieve one's wife or girlfriend.

"I will meet you at the happiest place on earth at 10 PM."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

The Fishy Cold Place

"The Fishy Cold Place" is Seattle. In a comedy video about the Mandela effect, a comedian ironically claimed it referred to Sweden, thus demonstrating the Mandela effect.

"The only Ikea in the fishy cold place is south of town" or "The Space Needle is at the heart of the fishy cold place."

by Fake Peleus April 10, 2022

Placenta Milkshake

A perfectly blended fetus of an unborn child deliciously poured into a cup mixed with milk and topped with a serving of fresh wipped cream. (also served with a cherry on top)

Tom downed his Wifes' Placenta Milkshake without any hesitation, he even licked the cup clean.

by lawler00 April 9, 2010