Pi Velocity

The ability to quickly and effectively come up with new and creative ideas on or about the number π that are both useful and practical.

Pi velocity measures one’s capacity to produce the most number of pi results in the least amount of time, which occurs when there are minimal creative barriers and sufficient time spent on the math project.

by Numerati October 11, 2025

Is Pi Democrat or Republican?

When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).

Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?

by Numerati June 28, 2025

Pied

When you get ignored even though you know they heard you (is applicable to group chats)

*silence*
Person 1: "hey hows it going?"
Person 2:"..."
Person3: "wow you (person 1) got pied"

by Dracknid10 January 2, 2019

Pis

Pis is a lucwid and it smells like piss

pis

by Nodise September 29, 2021

Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.

The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.

by Fasters February 10, 2022

Pi r2

The most useless thing you ever learnt that existed, the area of a circle

person 1: i need to calcuwlate the awea of this cwircle I will use Pi r2

person 2: genuinely what the hell is wrong with you

by Qwertyytrewqss August 18, 2023

pickles and pies

The go to place in Rockaway when you are drunk high or all the above. You go here at 4 in the morning or once you wake up for a BEC and an Arizona. Everyone is friends with the cashiers and we all know the code for the bathroom. Pickles is also used to get a six pack every know and then. Taste best after a beach party in the summer when you remember it when you wake up.

Mike: you where are you going it’s 3am
Matt: going to pickles and pies to get a BEC

by Rockaway-kid January 5, 2021