Penis enlargement pills

The pills that make women wanna hop on that, and the straitest of men mega gay

Man, I tried those penis enlargement pills and everybody wanted a piece of me

by C O N S U M E B A N A N May 6, 2019

Russian sleeping pill

Is brick across face

I give you Russian sleeping pill and you wake up with concussion

by Gg.knows.best May 27, 2016

the gay after pill

1. the day after pill. Nicknamed thus, because getting a girl pregnant or having unprotected sex may be considered uncool and "gay".

2. a metaphorical pill which is taken after having sexual relations "by mistake" with a person of the same sex.

1. Doug: yeah we had sex without a rubber. But it's cool 'cause she got the day after pill.
Greg: you mean "the gay after pill".

2. Jerry: dude, I can't believe that I blew that guy. I was so drunk. I think I need "the gay after pill".

by el huervo March 24, 2010

chill your pills

calm down, take it easy. Literally to place one's ball bag in ice water.

Bisco you look tense. You need to chill your pills man.

by Mick Donaldson February 19, 2004

Captain America Pills

First, the backstory. Captain America became a superhero when he was given a supersoldier serum by the army. He was immediately endowed with superhuman strength and endurance.

Now the definition:

When someone is incredibly muscular that regular steroids could not have acheived such muscle size. Therefore, the person must be on the same pills that Captain America takes.

"Holy shit have you seen jason's calves? the kid must be on captain america pills."

"i hate working out unlike captain america over there"

Kid 1- "he's so jacked if he makes a muscle it'll hit him in the eye"
Kid 2 "thats what the captain america pills'll do to ya"

by jesus o'nazareth March 4, 2010

red pill energy

Better known as 'alpha male energy,' being nonchalant about a situation.

Steven got left-on-read but, he's giving so much red pill energy!

by x.handu March 20, 2022

Antibiotics are wonderful pills

Antibiotics their wonderful pills but don't ever think they'll cure all of your ills,

got the cold?
got the flu?

feeling under the weather?
that's just a virus, We can't make that better!

take us for the wrong thing...
That's dangerous to do!
cuz when you really need us we can stop working for you,
so please don't end up paying the price!
always take ur doctor's advice!

antibiotics are wonderful pills take them, please z

by meggaslagg October 12, 2021