orgasm

The best feeling in the world

I had an orgasm while fucking this chick last night. My life is complete.

by GOOCHMEISTER69 April 5, 2010

Freshman Orgasm

When someone goes bat shit crazy in college because they have just realized that they can drink every night of the week and get completely hammered, don't have to go to class every day, and can have as much sex as they could possibly want with whoever they can convince to do so which tends to be pretty easy (see: alcohol). Degrees of acting on this knowledge vary from person to person but almost always end up with regret and vomit.

Multiple orgasm are rare but possible.

"Jennie's having her freshman orgasm, she made out with girls for money that she used on more tequila and condoms."

"Poor thing, it'll be over soon. I'll be sure to watch out for vomit in the hallway"

by Stuck in the Midwest February 21, 2011

orgasm

Most people call it the best part of sex. It can last from 30 seconds to 40 seconds. An orgasm is usually achieved during sex or masturbation, it's an intense sensation that occurs at the climax of sexual excitement, consisting of a series of pleasurable contractions of the genital muscles.

Ohh! Oh yeah... Oh yeah! I'm a horny bitch do me faster! Fuck me faster! Ohhh yeah!! I'm gonna come!!

by Sari-Chan June 30, 2005

Comfort Orgasm

The heightened sense of pleasure induced through extreme levels of comfort. Often causes a strange noise to be emitted, similar to a growl, can also be a sigh however.

After a long day at the office checking out the secretary Jed got back home, through off his clothes and had a comfort orgasm as he lay in bed.

Sandra had been on her feet all day picking up shit at the zoo but when she got back to her couch she had a major comfort orgasm which lasted for over a minute. She then proceeded to strum herself while watching the O.C

by Alski007 July 19, 2009

Chocolate Orgasm

When eating something so delicious, it gives you a form of sexual arousal. It doesn't have to be chocolate being eaten, any food at all. Comes from the scientific theory that chocolate contains ingredients capable of causing an actual orgasm. This is why it is so irrisistable.

"Let me have a bite of that... ohhmmm"
"Chocolate orgasm?"
"Uhh huh"

by Ill Hubs November 26, 2009

failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.

Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

dirty orgasm

to expel feces through the anus while reaching sexual climax.

by Jeff January 23, 2003