Opening up new pastures when the old one has gone all dry and barren. Usually refers to recently separated males with no front teeth.
When ma ol lady left me I just took hold of ma old fella and ploughed me some new ground with old Betsy Ross next door.
by Gazman April 1, 2004
Get the plowing new groundmug. Something the husband said when I told him how I looked like a boy before my boobs grew and no one here wants to tell me what it means.
Me: I looked like a boy. But now I don’t.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them. You have a lot of ground to make up for.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them. You have a lot of ground to make up for.
by The.wife. July 28, 2024
Get the ground to make up formug. temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity........
..Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype...Facebook.
Synonym: Cut me off at the News
..Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype...Facebook.
Synonym: Cut me off at the News
by Martin Ziebold November 13, 2011
Get the Electronically Groundedmug. Grounding wood; when you miss the flying wood so much you become the opposite of flying and are now grounded. Grounding wood can appear when you are in immediate need of The flying wood back in your life
Person 1: “I just him so much and I feel so horrible about it and I don’t know why.”
Person 2 “you probably have grounding wood”
Person 2 “you probably have grounding wood”
by Yanni734 January 16, 2023
Get the Grounding woodmug. Something the husband replied with when she said she looked like a boy before her boobs grew and no one here wants to tell her what it means.
Me: I looked like a boy, but now I don’t.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them now. You have a lot of ground to make up for.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them now. You have a lot of ground to make up for.
by The.wife. July 28, 2024
Get the ground to make up formug. The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".
by boyboyce September 4, 2009
Get the spare groundmug. Hym "Because they say that LA IS burning to the ground! That's so weird! A Meatball Ron is smirking about the right way to do things while he and his fat-slut wife are stealing money from charities. There is only one solution to the problem they are trying to create here. And their kids I'll make the same choice they did every time the get the opportunity."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the Burning to the groundmug.