Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).
by O11 April 29, 2014
Get the 'Ol Bacon Neckmug. a pair of large nasty sagging breast.
A pair of breast hanging out of a bra which are nasty, hairy, smelly, stinky, or have something which makes them undesirable unless you have a freaky fetish.
A pair of large breast which are sagging, wierd looking, deformed, or have veins which can be seen.
A pair of breast hanging out of a bra which are nasty, hairy, smelly, stinky, or have something which makes them undesirable unless you have a freaky fetish.
A pair of large breast which are sagging, wierd looking, deformed, or have veins which can be seen.
Person 1 :Hey look at that fat chick on the beach.
Person 2:Damn!!!! She needs to put those tig ol nasties away.
Person 1:I love my grandma but every since her surgery i have to help bathe her.
Person 2: Eww, I can't imagine those veiny tig o nasties staring at me.
Person 1: Dammmmnnn. Look at those Tig Ol Bitties.
Person 2; UGGHHHHHH. Those ain't tig o bitties, look at the hair, those are Tig ol Nasties lmao
Person 2:Damn!!!! She needs to put those tig ol nasties away.
Person 1:I love my grandma but every since her surgery i have to help bathe her.
Person 2: Eww, I can't imagine those veiny tig o nasties staring at me.
Person 1: Dammmmnnn. Look at those Tig Ol Bitties.
Person 2; UGGHHHHHH. Those ain't tig o bitties, look at the hair, those are Tig ol Nasties lmao
by Blakt3948 October 31, 2011
Get the Tig Ol Nastiesmug. by megamind12345678990 September 20, 2011
Get the sick ol picklesmug. by dumbass bitch December 29, 2014
Get the tig ol' biddiesmug. by ross genital warts January 6, 2008
Get the big ol facemug. The wrecking ball is when your scrotum slaps against another persons face or genitals. It is executed during sex.
THE OLE WRECKING BALL however, is executed just AFTER having "safe" sex.
(1)Collect semen at the very tip of the condom before removing.
(2)Tie the condom off at the open end, keeping knot close to reserves. Hold condom by the tied off end, leaving tip of condom with semen to hang freely.
(3)Swing condom in circular motion with caution not to strike your self.
(4)Quickly use the ole wrecking ball to gently slap girlfriend (she'll hate you btw), or random club slag in the face while swinging in it in a circular motion.
Dont worry, her face will be fine. It's her dignity that will feel the weight of your OLE WRECKING BALL.
THE OLE WRECKING BALL however, is executed just AFTER having "safe" sex.
(1)Collect semen at the very tip of the condom before removing.
(2)Tie the condom off at the open end, keeping knot close to reserves. Hold condom by the tied off end, leaving tip of condom with semen to hang freely.
(3)Swing condom in circular motion with caution not to strike your self.
(4)Quickly use the ole wrecking ball to gently slap girlfriend (she'll hate you btw), or random club slag in the face while swinging in it in a circular motion.
Dont worry, her face will be fine. It's her dignity that will feel the weight of your OLE WRECKING BALL.
He didnt want her to think that the sex they just had meant anything, so he made sure to give her The ole wreckin' ball before telling her he had just called her a cab.
by Johnnylachingas April 23, 2011
Get the The ole wreckin' ballmug. An advanced sexual maneuver that invlolves a male that is proficient with firearms, a woman, and a (preferably 12 gauge) shotgun. The maneuver is started by having sex, usually in missionary position, but as soon as the man feels he is about to ejaculate, he removes his genitals from the woman and replaces it with the barrel of a loaded shotgun. He then pulls the trigger at the exact moment of his enaculation
Me: Bro I got arrested for murder a couple years back
Friend: Why?
Me: I tried the ol’ shotgun switcheroo
Friend: Why?
Me: I tried the ol’ shotgun switcheroo
by awesomeplp9 November 11, 2018
Get the The ol’ shotgun switcheroomug.