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Jewish organ knuckle pumper

The act of fisting ones rectum and rearranging their guts to look like the Star of David.
My boyfriend said he would give me a Jewish organ knuckle pumper, now I’m crippled beyond belief and he’s serving 10 to 12.
by SomeItalian November 8, 2023
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Jewish ethnicity

The ethnicity of Jewish people which is, African American, Chinese, and Ohio
by Ezme eats cats June 18, 2021
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Jewish calamari

by MorlochPrime March 26, 2022
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Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound
it was a succsesful jewish harvest
by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019
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Jewish Jelqing

The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.
"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"

"I don't fucking care"
by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024
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Jewish Steamroller

When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.
Harold gave a me a Jewish steamroller lastnight. I had to shower twice.
by Cooper123 July 9, 2016
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