nobody asked

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.

person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023

ask jen

When your wife tells you how to relate to women.

Prime Minister of Australia: dunno, I'll ask jen

by producersime February 17, 2021

ask

the person who loves julia more than they love them

"I LOVE YOU MORE"-Julia
"No you don't *pulls this up* -Ask

by hiimask November 7, 2021

Aske er ond

Aske er ond is a definiton to when Aske Is Ond

Aske er ond når han er ond

by MaxErIkkeOnd June 17, 2022

Ask your crush out day

August 20th = ask your crush out day!

John: aye Emily it’s august 20th ask your crush out day will you go out with me?

Emily: Oh yes!

by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021

Ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out day is a national day that is celebrated on November 15th.

“Hey it’s Ask your crush out day”

by Zuwi mama November 9, 2021

Ask

Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life you'd like to
Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life you'd like to
So if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?
Coyness is nice, and coyness can stop you
From saying all the things in life you'd like to
So if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?
Spending warm summer days indoors
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-tooth girl in Luxembourg
Ask me, ask me, ask me

Ask me, ask me, ask me
Because if it's not love
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
The bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
That will bring us together
Nature is a language, can't you read?
Nature is a language, can't you read?
So ask me, ask me, ask me
Ask me, ask me, ask me
Because if it's not love
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
The bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb
That will bring us together
If it's not love
Then it's the bomb
Then it's the bomb that will bring us together
So ask me, ask me, ask me
Ask me, ask me, ask me, oh

by Death Menace March 9, 2023