Lord Nord

Lord Nord is the God of the religion, Nordism.

"Hey man, have you heard of Lord Nord?" "No who's that" "What!? You don't know who Lord Nord is? We're not friends anymore."

by Nordgern August 7, 2017

The nordic cloth

When you are hoping a wild night, and you prepare the bed with a plastic cover and a wet cloth on the nightstand. You then bring a guy back home and tease him with sex. During sex, you grab the a wet cloth, and at the point when he is about to come, you stick the cloth up in his ass hole. With a quick motion, you pull the cloth back out. Making him shit himself. Now you can enjoy your bed full of shit.

"You know that handsome guy from the bar last night?"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"

by Sigg the penetrator April 5, 2018

rolf nordin

He is very man he is kind like mrrman he lady man he got themm skeelsss he got the thingb in the beck peckö. He lives in greasy grove. His lady is britebomber and hee cerzy sexi an hit toose boootsu kn0w r8 yeis. He got the ylmo ANd SKells like bill miachel Jones He feeel lie stones yes he the man and the next presaident

rolf nordin is very sexay man

by ROLF NORDIN April 27, 2018

The N Word

A very racist word. Turned into a very cringy meme for normies and became a word that people thinks it's just normal to say towards end 2018

Saddo : HAHAHA IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD XD MEME NIGGA.
Not saddos : please PewDiePie make a meme review on this meme so it dies

by ValIsDesperate April 17, 2019

2002 Nord-Ost Siege

An infamous event where a terrorist group took over 800 hostages in a Russian theater. Russian officers responded to this crisis by pumping opioid gas into the poorly ventilated theater, causing every single hostage and terrorist to fall unconscious. Spetsnaz officers then went into the building, shot the terrorists while paramedics tried to retrieve the hostages.

Out of the 800+ hostages 170~ hostages died, all of which were due to suffocation unrelated to opioid overdose. Who would have thought that stacking a bunch of unconscious people on top of each other was bad?

My favorite Russian event was the 2002 Nord-Ost Siege

by Lord Pringlett March 9, 2020

the n word

A word that is forbidden from white people. rhymes with trigger

random person: I'm gonna say the n-word!
me: thats rascist you can't say that!

the n word is very bad

by the lord of memes April 29, 2020

Lucas nordal

He is a so called handsome guy. He has many skills and good quality’s, such as being so incredibly good at skateboarding. He often hits banger tricks and keep the sesh going.

Girl: Omg! Is that Lucas Nordal. He his so good in skateboarding.
Guy: That’s my g.

by Gangstahubi November 10, 2020