Gentlemen can we focus please?

A rhetorical question implying a group of gentlemen is misbehaving or is not focused in the classroom.

Brian: Gentlemen can we focus please?

by Brian the Gentleman December 3, 2025

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Fuck Me Please

When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.

Fuck Me Please or PME.
FUCK ME PLEASE MR. BIG BALLS

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

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May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

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Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

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PLEASE SEE MANUEL

A meme in the Smoke Alarm community involving a sound from the first alert SA-511. E When the sensor fails the alarm will state "Detector error in ____, please see manual." Originated from @photoelectricelevators

"Detector error in Kitchen, PLEASE SEE MANUEL

by Forkios September 25, 2025

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