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Neck Curtains

The loose and wrinkled skin that drapes down the throat from the chin to the base of the neck. Most often observed in severely old people. The best examples display two unique and individual sagging sections.
Rather than submit his body to being opened via plastic surgery, Steve Jobs wore his ubiquitous black turtleneck sweaters to fend off the eventually possibility of developing neck curtains.
by Martova October 28, 2011
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Neck flub

That neck skin that hangs off old peoples necks. dont touch it. its a trap
Max: Dude did you hear about Jonny
Alex: Yeah I heard he touched the lunch lady's neck flub and got in a coma
by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017
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Muffin Neck

When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck
by Marty Blackstone May 11, 2013
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Weasel Neck

A Weasel neck is someone who cannot complete a simple task.

Anyone who is a weasel neck will single handily fuck up any given task.
"I want to send John to unload those lorries"
"Don't do that he is a right Weasel neck"
by Hollandino July 20, 2017
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Sixty necking

When two people are really feelin it and giving each other a hickey at the same time.
Y’all get into some sixty necking last night?
by nic_no_k June 29, 2018
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Sweaty Neck

Dude, stop being such a sweaty neck, I'm just trying to have fun.
by SHMOO_22 June 9, 2018
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asshole neck

a.k.a the taint, the area extending from the anal hole to the ball droppings.
"Hey bro, why you walkin' like that? Someone destroy destroy your asshole neck?"
by UrMomsSaltyBalls July 11, 2022
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