Murder Wand

Pistol
Glock
Strap

Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business

by murder wand May 19, 2018

murder

An act of killing someone, it’s basically a crime where a pupil attacks another pupil with a weapon , and the attacked pupil dies, If you murder someone, you will be arrested with a really long prison sentence, so it’s best not to do it, if you murder a majority of pupils, and are caught by the American cops, you could be sentenced to death.

Person1: Hey, I’m going to murder a random ex-comedian via shotgun,
Person2: Dude, you are seriously fucked up, you will go to prison for this, dumbass
Person1: Fuck off i’m doing hitman shit I’m doing this for $50,000
Person2: You are a mental motherfucker I’m not being friends with you anymore

If looking for the act where a pupil kills another pupil with “bare hands”, see manslaughter

“Hey! Did you hear that Ryan got convicted for murder? He is in prison for life.”

by Eric44 May 30, 2019

Murder is bad

Killing someone is not good

Did you know murder is bad

by Twitch33457 December 27, 2023

Murder police

Homecide Detective

I don't care about drugs. I'm here for the bodies... I'm Murder Police

by AlilADwillDoYa October 7, 2016

hulu and murder

When netflix isnt working so your forced to watch hulu & hulu doesn't make you want to get it, it makes you want to murder someone. Therefore its hulu & murder.

Michael: Netflix aint working gurl lets hulu and murder.

You: I like the sound of that (:

by Alexia(s) March 22, 2016

Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.

Man: oh shit its a murder monkey

by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021

murder

to love somebody and then you'll regret it

kids watch murder

by killllllllllllllllllluy October 20, 2021