shitstant messaging

The act of instant messaging on the computer while simultaneously taking a shit.

Sorry I'm shitstant messaging.

by neatoh September 6, 2010

instant message

1. what you send someone when you want to talk on the internet
2. what internet sluts send you when they want you to visit their porn website

That ho sent me an instant message

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

sublymonal messages

Those really annoying somewhat scary Sprite commercials that feature a series or random sprite related images and random freaky crap including Lebron James shootin a gaint tounge, sing roses,the word Lymon being reapeated over and over and other really disturbing things.

is literally spelled sublymona not sumbliminal

yo those sublymonal messages in the sprite commercials are freaky yo

by The Boys name is rasputin April 10, 2007

Massachusetts

a wicked awesome state where people can enjoy all four seasons without leaving. home of Boston, second best US city to New York. home of 2 champion sports teams-the Boston Red Sox and the New England Patriots! Don't forget the Bruins as well! Home of some of the greatest colleges and universities known to man. we have mountains, rivers, lakes, an ocean, ponds, national parks and monuments, and other cool things too good to beat!

Massachusetts is the..

Most
Awesome
Super
State
Allowing
Christians
Hindus
Unitarians
Shintos
Even
Taoists
To
Shine

Massachusetts is "The Spirit of America."

by V. Williams October 5, 2005

five finger massage

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

by Ben Himschoot February 15, 2006

Massage Train

Activity where party participants sit in a line, usually on the floor and massage eachother, most often( almost always) while on ecstacy.Coined in Catalina by the Core

J:"Were you in that massage train last night?"

K:"Oh yeah massage train yeah!"

by Spikolli October 17, 2010

massachusetts

An unreasonable cold place somewhere up the coast of New England, where people have weird Boston' accents, are obsessed with Baseball and send their children to expensive private schools with bad food.

I would rather move to Massachusetts than to ...

by Dora the Explrer December 11, 2015