Moist men

The destroyer of worlds, they destroyed the world of Toaster Town and made T0ASTERB0I the last of his kind, although their origins are unknown some say they are space pirates that attack nearby planets in their universe.

Do you know of the Moist Men? They are the destroyer of worlds and killed thousands of innocent Toasters!

by T0ASTERB0I March 28, 2021

moist pages

a yellow book with very moist pages and piss

"those are some nice moist pages you got there"

by moistpages March 16, 2022

moist

cool, amazing

dude that’s moist

by mother apologies April 24, 2022

Moist

The most beautiful word of them all

Sandra: Oh no, my shoes are moistened with spider jizz
Alex: Ha Ha. moist

by Pickle Chungus January 13, 2021

moist beaver

A Amazing video on Youtube, showcasing a man singing "happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"you are such a moist Beaver today Barry"

by TeTtttfghjklhoiewofhwofoewTexa November 24, 2017

Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.

Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!

by Fucknutz90 April 26, 2025

Moist

Moist is a word usually discribing something damp, some people find the word annoying and some find it soothing but when someone loves saying moist they are just trying to annoy you because they probably know you don’t like
It!

Omg, my trampoline is moist mom! “Yes, its damp.

by Dnfnfkckdkdkdkdk October 5, 2018