Seggs-Mobile

A canoe car convert powered by bikes, used as a regular car but is basically a canoe on wheels.

Lets take the Seggs-Mobile out for a spin

by SeggsKing May 5, 2025

Moist Mobile

the best car in the game Project Zombiod, no other car can beat it.

A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.

by somegoober October 7, 2023

Mobile Deceased

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.

So the boomers at the office

are mobile deceased..
What?

They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.

That can't be one of yours that's too good.

I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead

You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021

catshit mobile

When idiots let their pet cats live illegally inside their vehicle and all you smell is ammonia and cat shit.

"Aw hell no . I'm not getting in that catshit mobile bro."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

Mobile game ads

stupid video shit on games that are used on online games such as tall man run, melon sandbox, join clash 3d, hole io and etc that has a woman's hand with painted fingernails that does intentionally stupid moves and strategies to lose on purpose, some mobile game ads like fishdom have literally fake gameplays where you start as a fish, you eat other small fishes and eat the king fish, but at the middle of the ad the bot fails to complete the task which literally attracts children into thinking that mode exists, but its just a match 3 puzzle game like candy crush and homescapes. additionally the woman's hand is being controlled by a bot or some stupid ai that loses on purpose because of their low iq. some of them are brainrot while little of them are a bit NSFW. plus when the game ad video finishes it has a very fake blue install button that sends you to google play store.

Mobile game ads sucks the hand is stupid!

by The roblox maxwell cat :) February 21, 2025

back to the future mobile

The "Delorian" presented in the "Back to The Future" movies. What an angry person might say when he's stressed .playing Rocket League with his annoying friends

!stfu, he has a back to the future mobile. unfair

by sioethsiohioghghsahdfioshgsiog March 18, 2018

mobile cones

Smoking bongs in a moving vehicle. Can also be extended to driving to a carpark/spot and smoking in the parked car.

Stoner: "Smoking here at my house is getting boring, lets go for some mobile cones."

by Diego November 13, 2003