mom tattoo

A mom tattoo is a medium to large tattoo on a mother, usually with flowers and/or hearts and scrolls with the name of her children. The design style will be based in the era directly preceding the woman becoming a mom, as that will be the last time she had time to look at tattoos, and received approximately five years after her last child, when the desire to show the world she's still cool is at the fullest.

My mom is thinking about running for president of the PTA, but I told her she better cover up her mom tattoo until after the voting ends.

by JoanOfSnark May 27, 2016

mom sucks dick

It means to that your mom suck a friends or mans dick

"Your mom sucks dick all day long hard and fast

by The person who's cool March 28, 2017

Mom Rap

Music, specifically within the Rap/Hip-Hop genre, that is appealing to "Moms." This predominately consists of artists such as Flo Rida, Pitbull, Iggy Azalea, etc.

Son: "Hey mom, can you put on some tunes?"
Mom: "Sure sweetie!"
*proceeds to insert 'Mom Rap' mix tape in CD player*
Mom and Son: "OOOOOOOOoooooh someTIIIIIIIIIIIMES I Get a GoooOOOD FEEEEElin' YEeeeeeAAah...."

by GroovyEd May 3, 2018

mom's bed

A magical place where ther is comfort and warmth. Sleep often comes easily here and it is always smelling of the most amazing woman in the world. mom

Brooooo I slept in my mom's bed last night and it was so warm!!! I slept like a rock!!!

by .+*Lady Amazing*+. January 25, 2018

mom rocket

A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice

Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."

by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018

mom taco

The kind of taco made by white american moms, involving a hard corn shell, ground beef, and a packet of taco seasoning. Also sometimes known as "bar tacos".

Dude, I'm craving tacos, but like.... Mom tacos....

Oh man, I can just taste the orange grease now... let's go get a flavor packet!

by sassafras28 May 6, 2019

Mom-com

A comedic movie that is only funny if you are a middle aged mother

"Melissa mccarthy is such a great actress."
"nah man she only acts in mom-coms."

by MelissaMCMomCom July 7, 2019