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Double-Michigan

“Hey Chad, let’s give those guys a double-Michigan”
Or
Dennis fully blew a double-Michigan after dinner last night
by DayBed July 31, 2025
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University of Michigan

Umich

Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.

Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
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Michigan super soaker

The act of getting your own

piss in your mouth, and then spitting it into your partner’s mouth.
She wanted to try something new and kinky, so I hit her with the Michigan super soaker.
by DARKTOILET September 17, 2021
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michigan tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead
This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
by Jar Lie March 14, 2020
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Michigan Blizzard

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 8, 2018
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