These mashed potatoes are so creamy.

From the movie "While You Were Sleeping". The family sits around the holiday dinner table making inane conversation. This line is used as a response when people are talking about useless information. A similar line from the same scene is, "John Wayne was tall." The line is even more powerful if someone else responds with this line.

Person a: "Justin Beiber was at the mall today."
Person b: "I love him, he is so gorgeous!"
Person c: "These mashed potatoes are so creamy."
Person d: "John Wayne was tall."

by janeelizabeth May 31, 2011

Vagina Master

Mythical god whose touch can provide instant satisfaction to any vagina.

Hey Daisy, "That guy looks like a real Vagina Master."

by Math Man May 25, 2006

masterbationist

one who masterbates in public

Jada is such a masterbationist.

by Bizzoner September 14, 2003

Masterbate

When you rub your weiner

Will loves to masterbate

by Will is here! March 22, 2017

Master Race

People who play PC games on PCs that aren't made by Apple.

Enjoying popular, overrated games like new Call of Duty games (Modern Warfare), World of Warcraft or The Sims excludes one from Master Race.

A gamer who isn't part of the master race is called a peasant.

Enjoy your RRODs, kiddies, no online (and no games), wagglan shovelware, paying for DLC, no upgrades, controllers useless for RTS or FPS and having an useless toy, which only plays (bad) games. At the same time I will enjoy my infinite collection of great games, most of which are better than the sum of garbage you can play on your toys. It feels good being Master Race.

by Coolthulhu June 14, 2011

Pimp Master

1. Master of pimps.

2. To pimp in such a way that a multitude of whores may be collected.

Tim: "Tim is da Pimp Master! Yeah!"
Robert: ".. You can just kiss the fattest part of my ass."

by 1337Ninj4 August 4, 2005

master chief

when a chick is sucking you off and you are about to finish you back up and run at her while jacking off and melee her w/ said cock and you shoot your load all over her for dramatic effect. Warning may only work on drunk girls, also spraining of the cock may occur when melee'ing bitches. have fun!!!

Sally is giving an awesome Blow J but you think she needs to be taken down a peg or two, so when you think your done you pull out run at her and while shooting said load onto face you melee her as hard as you can possibly trying to cum in mouth as well. master chief

by Jaron Huff January 4, 2008