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Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
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Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"
by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024
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Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.
You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021
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Instant Mash

Smash. Have sex with.

smashmash potato
Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.
by Thomas Harold Watson March 30, 2016
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Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.
Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!
by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021
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pie mash

a White Man trapped in a Black Mans body
...yeah, that Johnson is a proper pie mash, always shouting a cheeky nandos
by itsAjokeTing December 16, 2016
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Mash

Like 'shipping' people but instead of wanting them to be in a relationship, you want them to co-create something. Whether it be art, music, writing, etc.
I love how their voices sound together, I mash them.
Their writing styles really compliment each other, i mash them.
by fjudutfmhfrsnmhg September 22, 2018
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