Mari-May

A Mari-May is a beautiful person inside and out. She will do anything for family friends or love interest, and she can always tell if you're feeling down. A Mari-May is very similar to a Annabell or an Anaya. Goofy funny crazy moos and is a bookworm. And will understand how you're feeling, Well...... She'll try and understand

Person 1: Mari-May, can we talk
Moomincorn: Sure ________ I'm always here for you

by Love_your_moom_and_naynay^_^ February 24, 2019

Scary Mary

1. Is a Mary who at times is a very nice person, and can appear almost dumb most of it. With a flick of a switch will become Scary Mary, she will throw phones at your face, she will slam you into walls, she will scream all of the swear words at you no matter where you are, and she will have sex with your friends as you walk in the door from work and allow you to watch. She will trun your family against you and convince your kids you are a terrible person. Scary Mary will also bear false witness and lie to get her way.

2. Scary Mary is Scary and loves the D and your money. She is making love to Pat Rick while Har lie Man Ger sits at home and takes care of the children. Plan B lives under the mattress in the house because she never knows who's kid it is.

Well scary mary is being scary today, let's go fishing.

by The Longest Yard November 29, 2022

marie lee

I don’t know how to describe Marie Lee. She’s a legend and unlike anyone you’ll meet.

“Is Marie Lee that soccer player?”
“No Marie Lee plays hockey”
“I thought she played lacrosse”

by Sheepbad November 17, 2019

mary john

the oral act of eating a pot brownie out of ones anus.

“wait robert you guys have been dating for 4 months and you haven’t mary johned yet?”

by wobert r January 6, 2018

Marie Kondo’d

when you get rid of a person from your life or situation because they don’t bring you joy

Me: Do you remember that toxic bf I had?
Friend: yea why?
Me: I Marie Kondo’d him

by edenszero21 September 21, 2021

Mary Shelley

Having sex on the grave plot of a departed loved one, similarly to how Mary Shelley fucked her husband on her mother's grave

Guy 1: Hey me and my girl just Mary Shelley'd, It was kinda gross but oddly arousing
Guy 2: Wow, thats dark

by Ryan_G17 January 15, 2021

mary janey

A super hot stripper mom that gets stoned. A MILF.

"Did you see that red head dancer doing lap dances at the Go-Go Rama last night?"

"Yeah, she's a Mary Janey! Tip her extra and she'll squirt you some tit milk!."

by KillerMongaloid August 24, 2017