mary john

the oral act of eating a pot brownie out of ones anus.

“wait robert you guys have been dating for 4 months and you haven’t mary johned yet?”

by wobert r January 6, 2018

elisabeth marie

The most prettiest girl u will ever meet with the best personality ever she is nice funny smart and quirky don't ever underestimate her cause she can do anything she puts her mind to

Did u see Elisabeth Marie she's super hott🔥

by Dr Susie's March 17, 2017

alannah marie

perfect in any way or form always gets what she wants most beautiful person on earth

i wish i was alannah marie

by jullia October 5, 2016

Hazel-Marie

A sassy small girl who can be really weird. Shes often really crazy and acts like a crackhead who has confidants and who can embarrass the shit out of her. Guys fall for her all the time and watch out you will get rejected. If you have a crush on a small girl named Hazel-Marie you better give up because this girl might look sweet but that's 100% wrong!

(Random Guy) Dude look at that girl she's so hot!
(Other Random Guy) Hah, as if he would date you I would like to see your ass get kicked.
(Random Guy) Shes Just a small girl chill.
(Hazel-Marie) What did you just call me?

by The_Shygirl55 October 22, 2019

Mary Shelley

Having sex on the grave plot of a departed loved one, similarly to how Mary Shelley fucked her husband on her mother's grave

Guy 1: Hey me and my girl just Mary Shelley'd, It was kinda gross but oddly arousing
Guy 2: Wow, thats dark

by Ryan_G17 January 15, 2021

Scary Mary

1. Is a Mary who at times is a very nice person, and can appear almost dumb most of it. With a flick of a switch will become Scary Mary, she will throw phones at your face, she will slam you into walls, she will scream all of the swear words at you no matter where you are, and she will have sex with your friends as you walk in the door from work and allow you to watch. She will trun your family against you and convince your kids you are a terrible person. Scary Mary will also bear false witness and lie to get her way.

2. Scary Mary is Scary and loves the D and your money. She is making love to Pat Rick while Har lie Man Ger sits at home and takes care of the children. Plan B lives under the mattress in the house because she never knows who's kid it is.

Well scary mary is being scary today, let's go fishing.

by The Longest Yard November 29, 2022

Mary Cate

Mary Cate is the perfect girl and the greatest person you will ever meet. Not only is she drop-dead gorgeous, but everybody who meets her is instantly attracted to her due to her radiating smile and her warmth towards others. She is hilarious and is always making people laugh. Don’t let her girl-next-door exterior fool you, because Mary Cate is a party ANIMAL. Everybody lusts after her when they see her on the dance floor. She’s a beast.

“WHOA who is that sexy girl?”
“Her name’s Mary Cate…”

by InterestingSloth December 23, 2021