Perry-mandering

To cheat on your significant other and be in complete denial

Aww man he was perry-mandering so hard last night.

by Will Perry69 March 9, 2022

fart mander

a fart mander farts and sharts and likes darts while calling his best friend a retart horny or not a fart mander hates thots and likes to dox them fart manders buttsex

I LOVE FART MANDER
HES SUCH A FART MANDER

IM GOING TO BOMB THE TOILET WITH A FART MANDER

by big minion hater 5000 May 12, 2022

effective manager

An antipode of a good specialist.

Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.

Effective manager usually miss company's values.

1. Hey. Month ago we got a new effective manager. Now we lost 45% of employees, 20% of our audience and got a lot of negative reputation in social media.
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".

by atng July 18, 2022

Problem Manager

The favorite of McCullough Development

"Lauren is such a problem manager, she takes care of everything and is the best manager we have ever seen EVER"

by CClense456 July 27, 2022

Project Manager

Creates memes all day

The project manager created some great content today. Everyone loved the memes he made.

by WoahWoah1432 July 28, 2022

property manager

The minion to a landlord. Usually an antagonistic go-between placed between the landlord and the people who actually live on site. There are more and more property managers now than there used to now that housing is being gobbled up by private equity (see Blackrock), and that means the absentee landlords are spread pretty thin, so they need to hire a small army of property managers to surveil and dictate the goings-on in each of their rental properties.

"This property manager sucks, she won't return our calls except to yell at us about having guests over."

by Pyro's R Us August 23, 2022

The Manager Room

The secret room in every corporation where managers congregate.

There's a fresh batch of caviar in the manager room!

by public2 November 12, 2022