by thug4life January 27, 2003

An individual that lacks ability, talent, skill, or dignity and makes up for which by exploiting shortcuts in attempt to feel equal or superior to their peers.
by turbosnatcher April 19, 2017

practically anyone as long as you're fine, play a sport, bash, or people just like you for no sensible reason.
by mattiastoilet October 4, 2020

by Rose aridienne February 10, 2020

Your main bitch! The girl who is always your first option for sex because either A) you like her the most or B) she gives the best head.
Cody: Hey man what your options for tonight?
Johnny: I don't know man, I think I'm gonna have to go to my bench. My main lay isn't calling me back!
Johnny: I don't know man, I think I'm gonna have to go to my bench. My main lay isn't calling me back!
by jkirkland1944 June 1, 2014

Better known as the best Overwatch dick rider and Doesn’t heal the rest of your team if there is a Pharah you aren’t getting shit
Team: Mercy we need healing this kiriko can’t do it alone
Mercy: sorry I’m to busy riding this dick
Team: Average Mercy Main
Mercy: sorry I’m to busy riding this dick
Team: Average Mercy Main
by Averageavocado69 October 31, 2023
