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Murder

Probably not the friendliest way to greet someone but okay.
Person1: Hi!
Person2: I feel like murdering you
by GrilledGoat March 23, 2021
mugGet the Murdermug.

murder

to love somebody and then you'll regret it
kids watch murder
by killllllllllllllllllluy October 20, 2021
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Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
Man: oh shit its a murder monkey
by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021
mugGet the Murder Monkeymug.

Murder

I'll cheer it on all day. Fuck humanist.
Hym "EVEN MORE SO if you murder humanists. OR anyone who knows who I am. And it isn't my emotions. You are using sex crimes that did not occur to justify refusing to name be because it would elevate me while actual sex criminals are using me to elevate themselves. There is no neither option here. You lost to Trump because you are valueless pieces of shit. Their values are shit and they are shit. But YOU... Are also shit. I would never in a million years lower my self to cooperate with you and if you do not pay me for my contributions to society and leave me alone I will murder as many kids I can and kill myself. This is not a negotiation. There are an infinite number of configurations of words and there are exactly zero that will convince me to do otherwise."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
mugGet the Murdermug.

attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does
by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022
mugGet the attempted attempted murdermug.

murder

person 1: *murders person 2*
person 2 : *he's dead bro what did you think*
mugGet the murdermug.

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