Shag mullet

1; A layered hairstyle

2; To have sexual intercourse with a mullet

1; Man, I really want a shag mullet

2; Man I really want to shag a mullet

by Scrumpledevious8 March 23, 2022

The White Mullet

While pentrating a woman from behind during intercourse, one leap frogs forward and ejaculates on the woman's neck.

My wife complained about being sick of the same old hair styles, so I waited until we were in bed to give her the white mullet.

by BIF [Business In Front] January 9, 2011

Mullet hat

When the mullet doesn’t look like a wig or real hair just call it a mullet hat.

Man he’s got such a mullet hat.

by Fucking bitch clit sick August 23, 2019

mullet tooth

A mullet tooth is when someone has nice teeth in the front but is missing a tooth in the back; similar to the haircut (business in the front, party in the back)

hey man did you see that guy? I didn’t think he was a tweaker until I saw his mullet tooth in the back.

by amishrainstorm September 26, 2022

Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

Mulletize

To give someone a mullet

I asked the lady at the salon to mulletize my hair, but she said I need to grow it out more

by Brephilson July 10, 2022

mullet festival

A festival or gathering of the humble mullet-sporting humans of this world.

Dave recently decided to get a mullet so he could attend the annual Toronto Mullet Festival

by Le Driver March 4, 2014