The maternal unit of preps. Most soccer moms are very proud of the fact that their kids (preps) are slaves to pop culture. They are usually content with the fact that their world is nothing but simulacra, and they have no desire to see the truth (that they're morons). They drive ungodly expensive vehicles (think: Hummer), and belong to some form of clique with other soccer moms.
Look at me! I'm a soccer mom! See my new Hummer H2? I was too stupid to negotiate on the price, so I paid $59,000 for it!
by manly man February 06, 2004
by RiskyLol December 04, 2021
A mom that is a mixture of both a silky and crunchy mom. One who may formula feed, and vaccinate as well as hospital birth but may use cloth diapers and make their own baby food.
I formula feed my baby and choose to vaccinate but I support home birth and make my own baby food so I'm a scrunchy mom!
by mommy2gage October 10, 2011
Luke's Mom - noun - 1. A female that fornicates with anyone for meager wages, a case of Old Milwaukee, or a carton of Newports. 2. Human receptacle of semen, urine, or the occasional fecal matter.
by nw968 January 06, 2012
by The Goddamn King March 09, 2017
a female, usually single teenage parent who spends all her time on facebook wether it be on the computer or mobile phone leaving the kid to sit drink bleach or whatever, while still in a nappy that was put on god knows when. as they find being a parent isn't all it's cracked upto be.
"i went to _______ house last night and the baby was sat there in it's chair covered in yesterdays dinner with a shitty nappy while all she did was sit on facebook"
"yeah i know she's a right facebook mom that one"
"yeah i know she's a right facebook mom that one"
by MosiahB June 06, 2009
Alex: did you hear that terrible joke that your mom made?
Obi: yeah, she thought it was funny but it was a total mom joke.
Obi: yeah, she thought it was funny but it was a total mom joke.
by Yotay October 27, 2019