Barney mobile

An old, {plain}, {unattractive} {car}, {truck}, or any vehicle made before 2000.

Dude that barney mobile looks so ugly!

by jay gee March 1, 2020

Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.

Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you

by epicepicface January 17, 2024

balla-mobile

bal-la-mo-bile
Date: circa 2008
–noun
an unusually amazing, exclusive, rare or exotic automotive vehicle designed for transportation of passengers and establishing street cred for the driver - Similar to the Batmobile, but for ballas.

"Damn! Did you see that CLK-DTM? Balla-mobile!!!"

All: Bugatti, Pagani, SSC, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Rolls-Royce, Bentley, Saleen, Koenigsegg, Maybach

Some: Porsche, Audi, MB, BMW, etc.

by The_Justus March 4, 2009

mobile megalodon

Glider released in the game Fortnite Battle Royale.

Released in Chapter 5, season 3

“Man that new glider is awesome!”

“Oh yeah, it’s great… What’s its name again”

“Mobile Megalodon.”

by Swim_ July 9, 2024

Douche Mobile

A douchebag capable of moving or being moved readily when the right girl catches his eye, or opens the conversation with I’m here on business, but I have homes in Dallas, New York, and LA.

A douche mobile is approaching our table.

by Peaceloveunity September 15, 2018

Clit Mobile

A car full of prostitutes ready for it.

I drive a Clit Mobile

by The Banter Lad January 7, 2017

Mirth mobile

When you drive a small car, usually a red Hyundai Accent and the flex pipe flies off the car.

Hey Donnie, stealing the Mirth mobile for a minute.

by Roscopico April 9, 2022