Miff Out

When a group of friends join each otherin a miffing session, where activities such as drinking and partying are replaced with activities such as lying on the couch, eating and being lazy.

Eg. "Hey Courtney, lets go miff out, I'm not really in the mood for partying tonight."

by Jessy Bev November 10, 2011

milfeltoe

MILF + Cameltoe = Milfeltoe

Middle aged women in Yoga pants rock some serious milfeltoe

by bobdowCA February 23, 2012

milfecta

A threesome with two attractive mothers otherwise known as milfs.

l had a milfecta with those two chicks from the bar last night. It was awesome!

by CriminalCapone And Edian October 18, 2012

milf targetter

a young man who, whilst at a family party will target older ladies he doesn't know on the off chance of sexting or more at a later date

wow, toby is really into archeology, he's been talking to Mrs Rodman for an hour

no, he's a milf targetter

so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...

by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013

milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.

He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck him into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.

by the agitator August 26, 2013

MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.

Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.

by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013

miffering

Miffering, the act of being miffered

Oh, they were up last night, miffering.
They're tots miffering right now.

by THEPANDAGURL November 6, 2013