mary jane rottencrotch

The girl next door who will no longer be fingerbanged through her pretty pink panties by you.

Tom: Did you see M.J. Rottencrotch the other night?
Burt: Yeah, but I couldn't fingerbang her through her pretty pin panties. :(

by Merc.HugeBalls December 23, 2004

mary poppins

to do something absolutely perfectly
something that is absolutely perfect

Joe: Did you get a good car?
Bob: yup, its a mary poppins

by onewhodies November 18, 2010

Mary Poppins

A goody-two shoes; an excessively or annoyingly virtuous person. One who abstains from drug use, sex, profanity, or other poor habits.

She doesn't smoke, drink, or curse so she's obviously a Mary Poppins.

I don't want to hang out with a Mary Poppins because she's likely to ruin a party with her good girl manners and butt kissing tendencies.

by doubledotted October 29, 2010

Mary Beth

Name

Mary Beth went to church.

by Blondie 70 February 1, 2017

Mary J Blige

What insecure white kids call marijuana, this is a break off of the common expression "mary jane". although humorous this expression is fucking stupid

charlie white boy: sell me an ounce of that sweet mary j blige
Dealer: What the fuck cracker?

by some nigga! August 10, 2012

Mary Jane

1. Character out of Spiderman 1, 2 and 3.
2. A name.

Watch the Spiderman Movies. The movie includes Mary Jane

by Johnny 'Steel' Steelmen December 30, 2008

Mary-Bactyl

When a cheerleader slut gives three hockey boys a pterodactyl.

"Brian Mikkelson loves Mary-Bactyls!!!"

by ilovebrianmikkelson April 20, 2009