Lord Beelzebub is a character from Amazon’s Good Omens, played by Anna Maxwell Martin.
They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.
Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.
They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.
They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.
Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.
They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.
They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
Crowley: “Lord Beelzebub! What an honor!” *bows*
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
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Greatest that the world has ever seen.
Verb:
1. Ability to change the landscape of a match to portrait.
2. An act in football wherein a player scores a Hat-Trick within the last minute of a match to win it.
Comparisons: NOBODY
Antonyms: LengLOL
Synonyms: La Pulga, El Pistolero, El Tiburón
Greatest that the world has ever seen.
Verb:
1. Ability to change the landscape of a match to portrait.
2. An act in football wherein a player scores a Hat-Trick within the last minute of a match to win it.
Comparisons: NOBODY
Antonyms: LengLOL
Synonyms: La Pulga, El Pistolero, El Tiburón
1. Lord GOATwaithe is Aladeen.
2. Only once has a Lord GOATwaithe been done, even that was in Sunday League.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, Lord GOATwaithe is way too good to say SIUUUU.
2. Only once has a Lord GOATwaithe been done, even that was in Sunday League.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, Lord GOATwaithe is way too good to say SIUUUU.
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A young, ectomorphic male who is down with the hipster and trill waves.
Tends to run with a majority female crowd (all of whom outweigh him by at least 15lbs) and will have certain camp characteristics which will lead observers to question his sexuality. Will often be seen wearing an array of outlandish attire from street fashion labels. Other tell tale signs are dermal piercings, snapbacks, neck tattoos, sunglasses and haircuts from the late 1980's.
Tends to run with a majority female crowd (all of whom outweigh him by at least 15lbs) and will have certain camp characteristics which will lead observers to question his sexuality. Will often be seen wearing an array of outlandish attire from street fashion labels. Other tell tale signs are dermal piercings, snapbacks, neck tattoos, sunglasses and haircuts from the late 1980's.
e.g. This Zest lord over here thinks he's wavy wearing jeggings and a kaftan.
e.g. Look at this Zest lord smh.....How can you be thuggin when your waist is broader than your shoulders??
e.g. Look at this Zest lord smh.....How can you be thuggin when your waist is broader than your shoulders??
by High St December 3, 2013
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Some notable DMLs include: m1x/Wazawaka, Nosophoros "the plug", czpy "the fedkiller", lk-4d4, "daddy" slav, Black Alex/Metasploit, nochan "the terrible", ji8 "god of trojans", BlackFox. The rest of the 'lords' are large criminal enforcement agencies such as the FBI.
Some notable DMLs include: m1x/Wazawaka, Nosophoros "the plug", czpy "the fedkiller", lk-4d4, "daddy" slav, Black Alex/Metasploit, nochan "the terrible", ji8 "god of trojans", BlackFox. The rest of the 'lords' are large criminal enforcement agencies such as the FBI.
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