life

Timeline from when you're born to your death, for people who wish to have one.

"Do you have a life?"
-"No, I don't need one because I have my computer."

by Solli Da Boy June 13, 2016

life

something you don't have, because you spend it looking at this.

Person 1:Hey do you have a life
Person 2: i don't know

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

Life

Something you don’t have

You don’t have one a life

by TheLegendaryDoDo May 21, 2018

life

life life life life life

life is bad sometimes

by abeer April 18, 2005

life

a long agnized illness only curable by deth

ahhhhhhh hhhhh hhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ggg ggg

by iluvlesbians January 21, 2005

life

Having experienced sexual intercourse.

You obviously have no life because you're a virgin and/or are good at anything that doesn't involve sex such as breathing.

by An Unintelligent Being March 26, 2008

Lifeing

Feeling you get when everything in your life goes bad .Your wife leaves you or girlfriend leaves you and everything reminds you of her and you get all depressed and rage and can't stop thinking of her.

Nathan: Dude I'm lifeing so bad right now.
Dan: Why dude?
Nathan: I got served papers this morning at 7 am.
Nathan: Shes really going tru with the divorce?

by foreverlifeing November 26, 2015