window licker

Usually a bulbous half witted individual, with several chins. Enjoys quality time on a Friday waiting for the yellow bus after lunch.

Enjoys sitting on the bright yellow bus, face pressed up against the glass, tongue hanging out cleaning the window. Sometimes heard mumbling Me Bart, or Im not being funny chap.

by Coffee Machine January 2, 2004

scum licker

Any asshole at work, who sucks up to there boss, a corporate tool, a person who will do anything to make a buck, illegal aliens, people who work just so they can buy drugs

1: Mr. Illegal alien who waits on street corners to recieve work, or 2: that retarded ass, who spends all his/her money on drugs and then complains that that there broke, these two are just some examples my friends, of what a SCUM LICKER is, though there are many, many different types of Scum Lickers, just like how feces comes is many, shapes, colors, sizes, and smells, so does are friend the Scum Licker

by Pissed off Guy living in Jersey December 30, 2007

dildo licker

A derogitory statement impliying that the target is a fake, douche, jerk off. Comes form the word "dildo" meaning fake penis; and the word "licker" meaning one who licks things. The combination has the implied meaning that said person is not only a"dick licker" but is in fact a "fake dick licker". Popularized by the animated series Metalocalypse.

Bono the lead singer for U2 is the biggest dildo licker in all of world history.

by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 17, 2011

Licker lover

A lesbian.

I thought she was the shiznit, and yo I wanted to tap that-
turns out she was a licker lover though, with big racked gf.

by CJAMdaMAN May 28, 2010

Table Licker

An uncouth person who upon spilling a condiment or drink on a table, will lean over and lick it off.

Jimmy is such a table licker. He jizzed on the table and then licked it off instead of using a napkin.

by RustyMeister June 28, 2010

lollipop licker

Someone, male or female, who enjoys giving fellatio. ie; giving oral sex to male.

That girl, she's really a really good lollipop licker.

by iammetisall September 26, 2010

PIT LICKER

Is a person who attends festivals and waits till the end of the event to approach people who are coming down off drugs and alcohol and politely asks if they may lick the arm pit of this person with the goal of ingesting thus toxins permeating from ones sweat glands for a narcotic high.

Desperate drug fiends who forgot to bring money for drugs and alcohol, arm pit fetishists, pit lickers.

by DIRTY DEGENERATE BOY January 8, 2014