Linty Landyn

A guy with a super linty mustxhae (moustache). He will cheat on you and think his stache will save the day.

“You think ur cars minted- shit’s just tinted, someone needs a roller ur moustache is linted” - said about a Linty Landyn

by lintyhater5551 November 24, 2024

“Get Landoned”

When someone ask for advice/ideas/suggestions for anything in their life, but immediately disregards any ideas provided and states he/she already solved it 3 months ago.

A - “Hey do these flyers look good or should I change it?”
B - “One minor change is to the font, but that’s it”
A - “You big dumb fuck dawg, I shipped these flyers 3 months ago”

“Get Landoned” big dawg

by Mcsmitttty February 24, 2026

Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro

Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!

by Sidecut March 24, 2025

Dirty Landon

Putting your penis into another man's mouth and then throat fuck him violently. Then Ben comes along and Cleveland steamers the two of u.

I got dirty landoned

by My P.p June 3, 2025

rachel and landon

a wonderful sexy couple. Often have sex(anal lovers)

oh your a rachel and landon have sex

by Rahcel and Landon June 15, 2017

bruv x landon

The most epic ship in eternity. Created in the most idiotic and worst place on earth.

also hi nuul

landon: bruv x landon 😳
bruv: fuck me

by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 22, 2021

bruv x landon

The best and most epic ship in internet history. The bromance between him and I is strong.
Why, bruv, are you writing this, you may ask, my answer is, I have no fucking clue. No other ship in the entirety of the Whirow discord server compares to this gem of a ship.

landon: bruv x landon!??!?!?
bruv:

*blusheseirnik3ioio3oekifwowooelodoodepfpcpwppwpeoofoosoaowiksiskkwlelwlekodpwpsldopeowoeoro4oeorofiodpeoeooeoeoorog9f9fooep2oofofoofofofoo3prpfoockwllr*

by Bruv (cool guy lmao) September 24, 2021