It’s Hood Law that When a Black Woman is disciplining their child in the store or in public don’t say shit OR you might get yo ass beat as well!
by Kween Kellzzzz March 6, 2020
Get the Hood Lawmug. Dogwin's law. The theorem that as an internet discussion of gay marriage progresses, the chance of someone mentioning marrying one's dog approaches 1. In some online communities, the person invoking the subject automatically forfeits their position in the discussion. After Godwin's Law.
Sprouteater2011: It's only fair that gay people be able to make a lifetime commitment to each other with the same legal benefits.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.
by pwnofallages October 12, 2013
Get the Dogwin's Lawmug. A rule describing the all-too-common occurrence of an inclusive, intelligent community becoming well-known and suddenly turning to shit.
Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.
by girugamesh March 1, 2014
Get the Winston's Lawmug. As the size and quantity of explosions in a given movie increases, the audience's ability to perceive plot holes approaches zero.
Person 1: "Transformers 2 was a pretty incoherent movie. But I like it anyways. Wtf?"
Person 2: Bay's Law man. Bay's Law.
Person 2: Bay's Law man. Bay's Law.
by PW McC December 13, 2009
Get the Bay's Lawmug. Based roughly on the lemon law, the law gives a veto with enables a person to call an end to an stalemated arguement.
This law may only come into play under the following circumstances:
1)The arguement must be static
2)The two parties must agree
3)Once set the arguement may never be rementioned.
The background behind this law may never be repeated due to the law itself.
This law may only come into play under the following circumstances:
1)The arguement must be static
2)The two parties must agree
3)Once set the arguement may never be rementioned.
The background behind this law may never be repeated due to the law itself.
A.W: F*ck this....The Pound law
M.G: fine
T.K: Hey you guys remember when *****?
A.W: No wtf are you talking about?
M.G: Are you high?
M.G: fine
T.K: Hey you guys remember when *****?
A.W: No wtf are you talking about?
M.G: Are you high?
by alextww April 16, 2009
Get the The Pound Lawmug. Despite never performing in the same Rolling Stones lineup, Mick Taylor and Ron Wood are band-in-laws.
by Cutters79 September 4, 2011
Get the Band-in-lawmug. The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.
Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.
by General Macavelli July 9, 2018
Get the Scobienz Lawmug.