Kevin

A hoe

He's such a kevin >:((

by sevenseventhreetwoohtwo February 24, 2019

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Kevin

An idiot that likes to play with trash and has a small dick.

Fred: "Hey Kevin, what game should we play?"
Kevin: "Let's play Call of Duty."
Fred:"Wow, I didn't know you liked trash, lemme guess, you have a small dick, too?"

by NibberTron June 5, 2017

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Kevin

A tall noob who jacks off when he plays Animal Jam

Dude I saw a Kevin yesterday in my house.

by Herootoneu May 13, 2018

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Kevin

They call me daddy or papi OH YEAH

Kevin: I never die that's why they call me papi
Eddie: HAHAHA! You Serious?

by GEORGE ED January 12, 2019

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Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on Earth. And all other planets. All they do is do nothing other than sucking cows' teats, pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.

Don't be a Kevin. If you're a Kevin, die. If you're a Kevin, change your name.

by Therealdankbish May 3, 2020

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