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Kevin is the best husband. He is the poster boy for infj. Kevin’s always have your back. A true Kevin is constantly trying to make the lives of his loved ones safe and happy sometimes he forgets to share that goodness with himself.

He is only learning to value himself after a hard life spent taking responsibility for the failures of his family.

Kevin’s are never boastful and are very humble, down to earth nurturing types who often get taken for granted by narcissistic people who are just jealous of how smart and kind Kevin’s are.

A true gentleman Kevin’s often fall on the sword rather than confront people who are projecting false personality traits out of compassion because he knows deep down inside they are just embarrassed and jealous.

If you have a Kevin that loves you count your lucky stars. As long as you are good to him he will always be good to you.
Old woman struggling with groceries

Kevin : Please allow me to help

Old woman : why thank you sonny boy

Kevin : my pleasure

Child falls from top of tree and Kevin catches her before she hits the ground like in that movie Ground Hogs day
Little girl : By jolly gee mister Thanks !
Kevin : you’re welcome little child and also stay out of the tops of trees you little weirdo ( raises arms and flies into the sun )

A trio of sexy strippers are fighting off the 4rth reich as wave after wave of maxi zombies are attacking a bus full of nuns.

Using only his superior logic skills and hand to hand combat skills Kevin along with the trio of sexy strippers saved the whole world and to celebrate they had a nonstop Molly poping sex party.

Girl # 1 : omg !! Yes ... Kevin .. yeah .. oh my god I love when you do that !

Girl number two : eeeeeee yyyyyyy ooohhhh my fucking god !

Girl # 3 : gape me daddy !

Kevin : shit eating grin ... that’s right ... kiss eachother ... you don’t all have to blow me at once ! Oh ladies ! Oh ... ohhhhhh ...

In unison everyone : splooge !
by Moonshine76 October 27, 2020
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Kevin is a great man has a big dick always cared for hoes he was first person with a Lexus he had all the money and a lot of houses and can make your wife leave you
by Bangman223 December 31, 2020
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Unbelievably retarded
Kevin is unbelievably retarded
by Kevbechillin January 19, 2020
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A KEVIN is more than a person. KEVIN is a state of mind for people who reject social expectations and say "No Way in Hecking Heck" when failure knocks on their door. The term KEVIN was coined when the KEVIN MOVEMENT went live on instagram and the world has never been the same. KEVIN's don't drink olive oil and aspire to be like Kevin the Sea Cucumber from Spongebob Squarepants.
Look at that amazing girl, she's so KEVIN
by @TheKevinMovement January 28, 2020
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this specific kevin that known better as 'len' or 'shitlastor' is a fucking idiot and always make an awful joke, he have no self control or what so ever and very fucking annoying

(this definition better be published cause i need to expose the person)
*discord vc*

B: aight i'm back

Kevin: HI BACK I'M SHITLASTORRR

B: damn bro you make everyone laugh
by shitlas January 29, 2020
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Their parents hate them and they probably have no friends
FUCK YOU KEVIN THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
by Sneakygecko55YT May 2, 2020
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Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on Earth. And all other planets. All they do is do nothing other than sucking cows' teats, pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.
Don't be a Kevin. If you're a Kevin, die. If you're a Kevin, change your name.
by Therealdankbish May 3, 2020
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