juan

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Juan is an asshole

by k3n1a July 10, 2020

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the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.

"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"

by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023

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Juan

Juan is the only Fortnite kid who gets all the bitches

Juan tickles big men

by mycockistoobigforthis May 24, 2023

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He’s a mexican man with thick black hair, brown skin he is kind, Juan is the person to make you smile, he is so funny and full of energy it's wonderful, although he is smart, he doesn't apply himself to school as much as he should. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special.He has soft brown eyes and as a bonus has has a (third leg and can perform wonders with it) He’s just a sweet and thoughtful guy, and good bf materiel with a romantic side to him.

Alexandria:Did you see Juan today
Daisy:Yeah I did he’s so dreamy

by flrtyndw November 19, 2023

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juan de

weird and likes girls like mary... not attractive at all

Wow his name is Juan de, he must like a mary

by coolgirlswaggie August 29, 2017

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Juan y las putas

An amazing group of guys. Constantly fighting every single second, but never ever breaking up. At the end of the day, through thick and thin... They'll always be the best of bros. A group composed of Mauri, Thom, matti, sferra, Nico, trave, albi, Jaco, yobo, pasta, Loris, dieghito, pie, Carlo, delchone, mazza, Gava and marci. They are the opposite yet better verison of the the 'gigi'. Remember juan y las putas, boys will be boys, bros before hoes(always) and fuck it, do it!

Lady 1: "Ley have you seen the sexy group of guys?"
Lady 2: "yes, who are they???"
Cazzoni cazzuti: " Hey ladies, we're Juan and you two can be my putas- Juan y las putas"

by Thisdoingiamwhy November 21, 2021

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